B – Cups?

A sale at Macy’s today did happen,

Had to stop and buy some junk,

I herein am telling you the truth, no bunk,

Nothing that I will ever use, lest I am blind drunk,

Several dresses and bra’s I could not refuse…

Just in case I need to get away, yes sneak,

I got this stuff in my closet,

If you saw it you would think me a freak,

Dress’s several sizes too big, and bra’s in the cup of B,

Now before you go and start your herein critique,

You have to imagine what I look like, yes my physique,

A guy with a gut, looking pregnant, yes quite oblique,

If you saw me in drag, your knees would become quite weak…

Halloween is fast approaching, this year I may go as a woman,

My boobs are quite nice, the size of a B, do you see?

But if you saw me with my mustache and beard,

Dressed as a woman walking along the street so weird,

You may never ever go back to a woman again,

Your desire for same, by me, totally from your mind sheared…

                © ed ~ 9/21/04