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The Pink Pig
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Poor poor piggy, Ed K did do some awful things to it...must have been the drink, cactus juice can make you totally stink...


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The Pink Pig…


 


Mr. K has yet to say,


What color his pig was that he did lay,


I know for a fact it was pink,


The same color of the elephants I’ve seen,


On those days when I used to try to pickle my spleen…


 


Poor little piggy, was a virgin before he did meet,


This man from the north who “porked” him in his seat,


He ran home to his mommy, screaming and oinking,


Momma, momma, this man would not stop me, boinking…


 


There, there little one, he will get his too one day,


That day being now, I did receive a note from his momma, a gray,


She requested that I put out in the open all the dirty details,


Of this mans atrocities on her little piggy, he straightened the piggies curly que,


She was quite upset, her little piggy no longer having a curly tail…


                        © ed ~ 9/26/04


 


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 Reviews of "The Pink Pig"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 27, 2004
If you want to make a good stew....mix EDK+EDM...and you get a BLAST out of it!!

I think I hurt my back laughing at this stinky Oink!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
Shame on You! I would never lead a young piggy a stray like that, or commit atrocities on any nonhuman creature.

Good thing you listed this under Humor, but unfortunately, my pigeons didn't read that fine print part. Head outside at dawn tomorrow morning and look up - they're bringing you a Big Big Surprise.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
Awww... poor little piggy. Cute.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
Someone is a mess for sure....
Might be you Ed........


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