Ode’ to the Toilet…

What would we do without?

Could we just squat and let it out?

Would that be indecent, well maybe just about?

Better to take your toilet with you all about…

Taken with you never will you have to pout,

Nor will you ever have to worry about a draught,

Always will you have a place to sit,

When you stop at a lake and fish for trout…

If you were to do the job that I have,

You will always have it right there on your route,

What a great idea that would be,

Although mine would have to be made,

As a triple X or maybe extra stout,

Just watch yourself while driving behind,

Back off if you happen to see under the car in front,

A solid dark colored flow sort of like a disgusting cascade…

                        © ed 10/1/04