This came to me on the internet, I did not write it, but I DID post it as it really does work...! ed
How to start each day with a positive outlook :
1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "George W. Bush." 3. Send it to the trash. 4. Empty the trash. 5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?" 6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly 7. Feel better.
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Reviews of "A Special Posting for Ted Sheridan...or How to start your day with a positive outlook..."
Ted is going to be madder than a bull in a china shop...Lol
Peter
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Jaysus, Eddie M... I'm with you and this post, as you know, BUT... Ted's comments here are absolutely hilarious! Clever, yes... but I love Belle's "cheeky"... one of my favorite words. (grin) katy xox. p.s. don't try hiding from Ted under a rock, he routinely checks those daily! Egads! hehehehe..
Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Cute Write....lol.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Lori is close but you are way off. I flush two Johns in the morning.
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Peter
you better run...cause me thinks you're in troooooooooooouble :)
agree with la belle--cheeky!
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Love Tinka
(You better hide!!)
Lisa