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No Excuses
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I have no idea what sparked this...


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No Excuses…


 


There is no excuse,


For sloppy writing unless you are a moose,


Even animals for the most part write better than you, you silly goose,


Better you may be if you were to write without drinking that juice…


 


What with all of technologies forward thinking and advances,


One would think you could write better than in stanza’s,


Writing away your thoughts, after doing all the new dances,


You have written enough for this lifetime; after all you have had your chances…


 


Oh but you do write while drunk,


Smoking reefer or popping pills,


None of the above is any excuse,


You are nothing but a drunken punk,


That does write like a stinky skunk…


        © ed ~ 10/11/04


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "No Excuses"
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on October 12, 2004
It's still good. You explain things that I don't know how to say. I wouldn't have a lot left if it weren't for excuses.

Bob H

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 11, 2004
One can only hope that the "spider" on this moron's head has a venomous BITE! Out on a limb, Eddie M? (smile) Get down from that tree! katy xox.

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 11, 2004
:)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 11, 2004
Hey Ed what the heck
Atleast you are not having a block

William ....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 11, 2004
I'm sorry, Ed. At least I tried... And I do like skunks... Sorry...
Guess I'll just go slither off and get drunk...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 11, 2004
Sleep shows the peaceful innocence!!

Love Tinka


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