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Neutered
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A collection plate will be passed around AD, so that Rebecca can afford to fix her husband...it is for the better, as he "runs around" with the other animals too much...


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Neutered…


 


I have this friend, (although he may not be anymore)


I think he needs to be fixed,


His name I will withhold,


But his wife’s name is Rebecca,


The poor woman should have had this done,


When they were first married, now she has tarried,


Hopefully by now she realizes her mistake,


He is an animal lover of great renowned,


I am just trying to help his wife here keep him from getting around,


He needs to adhere to the above picture,


As he may not be a pet, but a definitely weird friend/relative he is, totally unsound… 


        © ed ~ 10/13/04


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Reviewed on October 16, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL at ed k's comment--you sure fixed HIM, didn't ya? LOL

hysterical--hysterical--enjoyed--but i don't think ed will LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :(

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2004
Once again you have underestimated our own, humor-filled Eddie K... this is absolutely hilarious, Ed... and your target is a great sport! hehe... Rebecca, on the other hand, may think BOTH of you are a coupla loony tunes! (She's a smart woman, that Rebecca. lol) katy xox.

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2004
uh..how's he going to fight S.P.L.A.T. in that conditition?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 14, 2004
Oh My ....this is totally whacko...How could you do this to our Little Eddie??? For crying out louder????

Eddie I am sur eRebecca will stand by her man Ed...not the rascal with the same name ED!!

AG SIS MAN!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 14, 2004
Thanks, pal. She read this and made a very cryptic appointment at our vet's office next week. They just called and said neither the new cat, or I, should eat or drink anything past midnight the night before. Hmm!

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on October 13, 2004
Speaking of neutering weird friends . . . oh well, we won't go there . . . at least not tonight, we won't. On the other hand, there are four fingers and a thumb. What was I going to say, anyway? I don't know. Let me read your poem again. I'm just glad my wife's name isn't Rebecca. Or is it? No, I don't think so. What is her name, anyway? It's definitely not Rebecca. Whatever. Bobbie, that's it! Okay, so what was I going to say? I can't remember now. Have a nice day, anyway. Oh, and eat my shadow again, Ed Matlack. I consider you a good friend as long as you give me good pleasure, but please don't tell anybody.



Scott

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 13, 2004
Lol... Love the sign as well as the poem. Good one.


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