VOTING FOR RUFUZ…a write in vote!
Everyone seems to think,
Even though my dog does stink,
He will make a better president,
Rather than the two who are running, finks…
He knows how to beg,
He knows how to sit,
He even knows how to, on command, shit,
He knows how to shake,
And he knows how to kiss…
Seems that is all the candidates this election year,
Do know how to do as well; we are in trouble this time I fear,
Although a vote for Rufuz the Ruthlezz Dufuz is a good vote, my dear…
He will cut taxes on doggy food,
He will not run a smear campaign,
He will see that all dogs and cats and animals are recognized,
For their true contribution to society,
He will try not to act in anyway rude,
Except that he does, every so often, burp,
The birds are voting for him, yes they do chirp…
Even though Rufuz is full of fuzz,
Please don’t let that sway you,
Even living with dad, he has never ever gotten a buzz,
Basically because he never did inhale,
And his dad never does exhale…
© ed & Rufuz 10/22/04
Best regards,
Leland
For their true contribution to society,
If he plans on doing that, I will vote for him twice (We can do that in Chicago, you know!)
PS The last two lines are a tad shaky; you might want to revise them for the TV ads.
Love Tinka
rufuz has my vote :)
awwwwwwwwwwwwww adorable write--and you'd make a dandy first dad :)
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
ADORABLE write, ADORABLE Rufuz; ADORABLE you!!
Tommy
I like this composition, its message and its idea.
Yes, RUFUZ can be president and “how, how” to every project that delivers the richness of our production to the community of humans, – like for example, WE NEED TO BUILD SEVEN MILLION LOW INCOME HOUSES, – as long as the Members of The Congress, READ AND OBEY THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; that all Presidents of Congressional Commissions obey the Constitution, YES, RUFUX FOR PRESIDENT, PROVIDED THAT WE WATCH THE CONGRESSMEN AND DEMAND THAT THEY COMPLY WTH THE LAWS OF USA .
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reg.