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Voting for Rufuz...a write in vote
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Finally a candidate I can identify with and would vote for in a heartbeat...Rufuz does deserve your support!


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VOTING FOR RUFUZ…a write in vote!

 

Everyone seems to think,

Even though my dog does stink,

He will make a better president,

Rather than the two who are running, finks…

 

He knows how to beg,

He knows how to sit,

He even knows how to, on command, shit,

He knows how to shake,

And he knows how to kiss…

 

Seems that is all the candidates this election year,

Do know how to do as well; we are in trouble this time I fear,

Although a vote for Rufuz the Ruthlezz Dufuz is a good vote, my dear…

 

He will cut taxes on doggy food,

He will not run a smear campaign,

He will see that all dogs and cats and animals are recognized,

For their true contribution to society,

He will try not to act in anyway rude,

Except that he does, every so often, burp,

The birds are voting for him, yes they do chirp…

 

Even though Rufuz is full of fuzz,

Please don’t let that sway you,

Even living with dad, he has never ever gotten a buzz,

Basically because he never did inhale,

And his dad never does exhale…

          © ed & Rufuz 10/22/04
 


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 Reviews of "Voting for Rufuz...a write in vote"
Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
LOL I would definitely vote for Rufuz!!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
LOL he's got my vote! :-)

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
When all the chickens come home to roost, who better as Prez than Rufuz to keep 'em there? But maybe we don't want to wish the job on a being with such soulful, trusting eyes. The party that wins First prize in this contest could easily rue the day, Plan or No-plan, Clue or No-clue!
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
He will see that all dogs and cats and animals are recognized,
For their true contribution to society,

If he plans on doing that, I will vote for him twice (We can do that in Chicago, you know!)

PS The last two lines are a tad shaky; you might want to revise them for the TV ads.


Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Can my Murray be his running mate? (-:

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Rufuz you got my vote!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on October 22, 2004
(((ed)))

rufuz has my vote :)

awwwwwwwwwwwwww adorable write--and you'd make a dandy first dad :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Full of fuzz! What more could one ask for?

Reviewed on October 22, 2004
how can anyone NOT vote for that face?? AWWWWW, he is aDORable! He'd make a CUTE president! I would vote for him faster than a new york minnit!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

ADORABLE write, ADORABLE Rufuz; ADORABLE you!!

Reviewed by Rukiya Faizah (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
comedy. i'd vote for rufuz in a heartbeat.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
That looks like Teresa Kerry!

Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Well Rufuz couldn't hurt for sure as this being my 10th president vote all I hear is the same old same each time.,. so maybe a little barking be lot better than " I GOT A PLAN"..
Tommy

Reviewed on October 22, 2004
"Voting for Rufuz...a write in vote".

I like this composition, its message and its idea.

Yes, RUFUZ can be president and “how, how” to every project that delivers the richness of our production to the community of humans, – like for example, WE NEED TO BUILD SEVEN MILLION LOW INCOME HOUSES, – as long as the Members of The Congress, READ AND OBEY THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; that all Presidents of Congressional Commissions obey the Constitution, YES, RUFUX FOR PRESIDENT, PROVIDED THAT WE WATCH THE CONGRESSMEN AND DEMAND THAT THEY COMPLY WTH THE LAWS OF USA .

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Reginald Birch (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Sorry Ed, cannot vote in your election for president, If I could Rufuz would get my vote for president anytime. Maybe that is the answer "Keep your eye on the world and say nothing"
Reg.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
I'd vote for that cutie before either candidate, I think he must be more intelligent and not a warmongerer at all!! Does he have some kind of sinister plan like people pounds for those who disagree with his policies on leash laws? Na with a face like that we have nothing to fear.

Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
He's got my vote . . . Even his eyes show honesty and integrity and the sad state of affairs to which I'm sure he will address. Where can I send his campaign contributions (doggy biscuits)? Love, Auntie B

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
I nominate the last two lines for the "hilarity hall of fame"... (I just made that up.. but... ) Rufuz will lose, of course, because he doesn't lie, does not require power to be effective and, last, but not least, hasn't a greedy bone in his fluffly bod. Sigh...... I'm still running, though... on the "Silly" ticket. I even debate with fools... some of whom are in my family! (Don't ask! ok, ok... go ahead and ask.. hehe). Eddie M... you make me smile! (smile) see?


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