Chicken…

The picture above does say it all,

I hope that chicken in the toilet does not fall,

Clogged up it will be from then on, yes, the flush will stall,

Better with this sick sense of humor to hide behind a wall…

Did this chicken come prior to the egg?

Personally I do like thighs rather than the leg,

Certain parts do tell the size,

The smaller the thigh, the more I beg…

Reading the paper while taking a dump,

In case no toilet paper is available to wipe the rump,

Newspaper ink may give a certain poisoning,

Develop you may in that area quite a large lump,

As long as there are pictures and cartoons,

My writing will never be in a slump,
Want do I to keep you from being a grump...

            © ed ~ 10/29/04