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Doggy Style
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Doggy Style… On the knees sex is done, To some this could be fun, Better than the missionary, His religion does unable him, To do it with a nun, Thereby getting a lot of none… I know one, who did ask, Many years ago we did bask, When sex was more fun, No chasing after it we had to do, no one did run, Nowadays care needs to be used, Before we do light our partner’s sexual fuse… © ed ~ 10/29/04

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Reviewed by Constance Gotsch

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

This one is over the top

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

Ed did you take your prescribed medicine???

I am sure you took the wrong one....I think via....something got mixed up with something very "thoughtful!!

Whahahahaha

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

... as in BOW... WOW! katy xox. (grin)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

Wow! Can you Please tell me the name of the store you got that awesome bed at?! I bet the Mrs., me, the two dogs, and most of the cats could all fit on that puppy very nicely!

Oh, sorry, this poem was about sex, wasn't it.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

cute write, eddie! LOL thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

You are right, Ed, things certainly have changed since the years of "free love." Carrying on today, as I did back then, would probably put me in a life threatening "position." LOL! Cute poem. When you die, you should donate your brain to science, I suspect there is something unique to be found there. Just kidding, yanno I luv ya, Eddie. ;)
Take care,
Sherry

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