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Idiot Lost
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Political satire I suppose is a better category


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Idiot Lost…


 


Let us return this idiot,


To his rightful place,


In fact lets make it a race,


Who is the fastest to get him back to Texas…?


 


The village he is from,


Has suffered enough embarrassment,


Lost their idiot four years ago,


Since then the town has felt quite low…


 


He was considered just a bit slow,


But the town couldn’t believe it,


The did not understand, as they did not know,


How could the American people vote for little George?


They want their special little idiot back,


They found he was the only one that could kneed the dough…


                                  © ed ~ 10/31/


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
I'm still laughing at eddie thompson down there in comments! Sigh... Eddie K is right... we're outnumbered in AD... but I love this and I have a right to love it because I'm an American and I'm free and I can love this if I want to! So there! Thank you, dear heart, for sticking your foot in it, while I cowar in the corner, thinking like this but afraid to speak. You get the crown for today, in my book! katy xox.

Reviewed by James Justice (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2004
Amen to this one! :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 1, 2004
An Ed special ..surrounded by them.......lol.....love it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Eddie Thompson
Reviewed on November 1, 2004
is everybody named ed here?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 1, 2004
You will surely make lots of 'friends' with this post, Ed!!!
And you thought Halloween was over.


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