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Failed the Drug Test (not what you think, even from me)
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Failed the Drug Test…(not what you think, even from me…) Couldn’t pass if I stopped for a year, My follicles still will show my usage I fear, The blood stream does flow uphill, Against that of the drugs I did take by pill… Tested positive for coke, Although I do like that of the cherry variety, They didn’t test to see if I did take a toke, Nor did they test for cholesterol from eating the yoke… Guess I will have to now work for Coke, My job with Pepsi now a terrible joke, The way they talked they wanted to hang me from the nearest oak, At least I will still have a job and not become quite broke… © ed ~ 11/20/04

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

Hey, tell that guy, Jack, up there, not to worry... with that butt crack he's got goin' for him, there's always a job in plumbing or maintenance for him. Plus: this piece proves that a reader can find great worth in the writing, with no clue to its meaning! (sigh) hehe... katy xox. p.s. email me? inquiring minds want to understand... so do I! LOL.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on November 20, 2004

Seems everything is showing up in tests these days. Make's a person wonder how they ever hired in the past................

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on November 20, 2004

I wonder if they have a test for Dr. Pepper. Cute write.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on November 20, 2004

Very clever, as only you can do, Ed. You never fail to make me smile. Happy Thanksgiving to you. I am already thinking of that great feast. I will probably be drinking Coke with dinner, I sure hope it won't blow my testing at work. *S*
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on November 20, 2004

no coke, not a good thing; i am a coke drinker! LOL

cute write, but i want the real thing, coke classic! pepsi is just too darn sweet, and the nutra-sweet in it gives me a bad taste in the mouth and a killer headache! so give me the real thing, baby; i want my coke classic!

(((HUGS))) and love, your friend in tx., karen lynn (fan of coke-cola classic!). :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 20, 2004

No coke no joke!!

No Pepsi...let me see!!

No mercy!!

Love Tinka

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