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Busted...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Busted…


 


No drugs were found in their possession,


Nothing illegal as far as legality is concerned,


But if you consider inter-animal relationships in question,


Then these two have been busted, all they can do is admit confession…


 


A dog and a cat,


That is not where it’s at,


This dog needs therapy,


This cat needs to just scat…


 


You can see the guilt on their faces,


They should have found better places,


To conduct their relationship,


Now they do need to just get a grip,


They have been discovered, they have been found out,


This dog and this cat, out of their closets we now know all about…


 


What do they tell their neighbors?


Prior to their being found out they did labor,


To keep it a secret, in their closet they did hide,


Now both do wish surely they had already died…


 


Fear of repercussions,


They have quite many,


What will the kitty tell her Auntie Penny?


How will the doggy explain this to his uncle Benny?


For even in the world of the dog and cat,


There are consequences a great deal, yes plenty…


        © ed ~ 11/22/04


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 Reviews of "Busted..."
Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Who's to say who can cuddle who? Or what can cuddle what? This is so cute!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Hahahahaha....hey that looks like....is it me??

But who could the other one be?

Oh I love my pet!!

But someone told me to take down my picture with my Pet...

because it is causing madness among other pets!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Do you have like the equivalent of the German Autobahn inside your head?

Reviewed by Franz Kessler
Reviewed on November 22, 2004
Hilarious.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on November 22, 2004
Awwww... leave 'em alone. Too cute.

Reviewed on November 22, 2004
Hahaha! What a cute pic that is!...LOL!...

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on November 22, 2004
That is why in the futuristic mad world, the kitties will bark, and the dogs will purr.

When I asked my dog to fetch me my slippers
He sat there and spoke cat language
My cat went and fetch him my slippers
and he in turn put it on my feet...

What a crazy world this is!

Sandie May Angel :o)


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