Peek-a-Boo..ICU

Visiting the hospital?

Gonna wear a gown?

Pants are not on, no they are not down,

Drugs will do that to you,

Make you forget what you do show,

Not a private room you are in,

You are in the eye see youJ

Show off that big assed butt,

The hairy legs, the spare tire that does jut,

Out of the back of that hospital gown,

You are getting laughs like that of a clown,

Your butt showing a sideways frownJ

Wonder why gowns need to be open in the back?

I t is the front that we need open, I try to say this with tact,

Does it make removing the gown easier for a nurse?

Guess if it were on the opposite way there would be heard a lot of curseJ

But imagine how you look in the mirror,

Then imagine how you look from behind,

Time to carry extra undies,

I doubt no one else would actually mindJ

          © ed ~ 11/23/04