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Santa did not wear his seatbelt...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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For shame Santa, now you are stuck inside a buck...

Santa did not wear his seatbelt� Stopped on dime, Santa did enter my behind, No seatbelts did he wear, He did not initially have a care� Now he is stuck, Yes, he is truly a part of this buck, For him it really must suck, But the buck is enjoying it, Santa is stuck amongst the muck� Another Christmas tale, Of humor without fail, Of old chubby Santa, Stuck in the hole below this bucks tail� � ed ~ 12/15/04

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on December 16, 2004

Oh, my god.... don't let anyone remove his boots and tickle his feet! Jaysus!! hehehe... (was he on a cell phone too? Yeah.. I thought so) Sigh... Your mind has no rules, does it? hehe katy xox.

Reviewed by D May (Reader)

Reviewed on December 16, 2004

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on December 16, 2004

This reminds me of what should happen to a few people that don't wear seatbelts around here.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on December 16, 2004

Police Academy One, only it was the horses ass, that Harris went up, straight away it just came to me LOLOL, fair go Ed, this is just sooooooo, " words fail me mate" to busy laughing ROFLMAO
TY needed that.
Oh Struth, he's supposed to come to OZ and change over his Reindeers in Sydney for the Six white boomers, that is of course if he can extract his head.....eeeeeaaaaawwwww

ME

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 16, 2004

Is this the real meaning of the phrase, "The Buck Stops Here?"

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers

Reviewed on December 16, 2004

You have a grand sense of humor Ed! I'm not sure which one I feel sorry for! Santa or the Buck!
Merry Christmas!

Lisa

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 16, 2004

Oh Shit!!!

Huh??

Now this is a real Stinky ???

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Silke Lance, Dr. Ph (Reader)

Reviewed on December 16, 2004

Ho Ho Ho!
:-)

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