Bath Time…

Today I done did take a bath,

Did not want to incur the neighbor’s wrath,

Complain they did with the written word,

Told me I am starting to smell like a big brown turd…

Rufuz did walk past me holding his breath,

Chanting phrases he does from macbeth,

He does run away when he sees me near,

Please daddy, he says, take a bath, its been a year..

So for Christmas, my neighbors and Rufuz, I did take my bath,

Yes I used soap and shampoo, then I did clean the path,

The one I did trod to and from the bathroom when dirty,

Now I look and smell so sweet and really purtee…

        © ed ~ 12/25/04