Uh oh...!

What else can I say?

This slider cannot change his downward way,

That snorkel will hopefully be lubricated,

Or in the near future the slider will need to be medicated…

Then again think of the wearer,

Boy, will he be a subject of terror,

Think of what will be surrounding his head,

When he turns to find the sliders legs around him spread…

So in the future when you do mount a sliding board,

Look what is at the bottom or you may be speaking at a higher chord,

If you do decide not you may be given a special reward,

As in the manner in which this slider did receive what he initially ignored…

                © ed ~ 12/29/04