Sick I am not,

But the lady is in this shot,

The guy is a dirty old man,

Betcha he has a plan…?

Her vagina is quite cute,

Oh did I not hear her right,

She was not talking of her fruit,

Looking at her I would think it had the blight,

To me she does not in anyway excite…

But to this old dirty fart,

He wants nothing to do with her heart,

To her he wants to most certainly impart,

His knowledge of how to spread her apart…

So if you do run into this type of guy,

I simply want to tell you, yes imply,

To keep him away from your fruit and thigh,

You must grab him by his crotch,

And squeeze and pull them straight up, as far as you can, yes high…

        © ed ~ 1/13/05