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Abused by
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Abused by…


 


He bites me and grabs at me,


He drags me around the house with his teeth,


He bites and attacks my feet,


He crouches down then tries to drop me on the ground…


 


He won’t let me walk,


He makes me slip on the ice,


Nothing he does is quite very nice,


He yells at me a lot; never does he just talk…


 


He sleeps in my bed,


Taking up the whole thing,


He puts his nose up at the food I do serve,


He certainly has got a great deal of nerve…


 


He won’t pull his fair share,


Just sits around all day and sleeps,


Expecting to be fed, expecting me to him, keep,


He does expect his back to be scratched when he wants,


The car we do own is not mine; it is his Jeep,


Then when it needs repair, I get to pay for it, boy is he ever cheap…


 


Do you think this is enough abuse?


For me to report to someone how he does treat me like his moose,


I carry him out of the ocean; I chase the birds and squirrels for him,


All he does to thank me is bite me on the hand,


Sometimes I do think of wrapping his head in a noose…


 


I am and will be forever, I am most willingly sure,


                                                                          Abused by Rufuz…


        © ed ~ 2/1/05


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
Animals sure do have us wrapped around their paws! :-) Great write.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
hehehehehe I am abused but 6 extra puppies,,,,geeez and they have no mercy...my ankles and toes are like sweeties to them!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
Sure gives you a ruff time of it...

Reviewed by M. B. (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
LOL this is hilarious. They say, seek out that which a poet doesn't say for you will learn much... it's obvious, even though you didn't mention it once, that you adore Rufuz, as he does you. If that's a picture of him, he's a stunning creature. Canine eye candy.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
Ed, my two mutts just left the room - in a terrible huff after reading this. I think they're up to something - be careful.

PS They've had me sleeping on the floor for months now - I think a World Dog Domination Plot is quickly evolving - Be afraid; be very afraid.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
And you adore him Ed, he sounds like a true friend and companion.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
and you wouldn't change a thing would you ed?


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