Philosophy of the Toilet Seat…
Fits all sizes from large to small,
Children and adults short to tall,
Round bottoms so cute that in they almost fall,
To large butts that could only be called suburban sprawl…
Some come padded for those that sit for a long time,
Some are just as hard as a rock, made for those in their prime,
Some in bathrooms that have yet to be cleaned are full of grime,
Then there are those that you have to pay to use, usually about a dime…
Shapes are all the same,
Just a kinda oval shape,
Why do we have them at all?
Just build the toilet with them permanently attached,
Or just shaped in the way that they don’t need to be matched…
© ed ~ 2/5/05
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Why bother just enjoy your shit...lol!!
Love Tinka
Take care,
Sherry
Who would have thought that a "shopping list" on toilets could be written as such infectiously delightful poetry. Only you, me sweet.....ONLY you! I loved this! hehe... katy xox.
You must be bored to ponder the philosophy of the toilet seat.
Tell me: did you write this sitting on the throne?
I've never understood why the male species leaves the seat up and the female species always falls in LOL
Enjoyed this wacky write--
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
I hope you close the lid so Rufuz doesn't drink yellow water :)