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Behind the 8 ball...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Behind the 8 ball…


 


There I am again,


Behind the 8 ball,


I really do like to crawl,


All through this tables holes,


Till I am chased by one of the balls,


That may be when I do pop out behind the 8 ball…


 


Seems my human does not appreciate,


When he is playing for money, me being there,


He says his chances for winning do therein depreciate,


Boy I do declare, he does punish me so unfair…


 


All I want to do is play with him,


He gets so upset, his playmates just laugh,


I try to make them do so on his behalf,


He is lucky he does not in me own a giraffe…


       © ed ~ 2/5/05


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 Reviews of "Behind the 8 ball..."
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
too sweet! well done, eddie!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
this is so cute Ed...the write and pic are adorable.

Allen

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Yes that is cute and if it were my little clowns they would be running off with the balls.

Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Ed,

What a cutie! :)

I find myself behind the eight ball more times than I want to LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Bet he's a hussler.

C'mon the eagles.

Watching my first yanky doodle football game, in about 2 hrs time..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
Awwww duck they might think you a bally too!!

Huggable picture you have here!!

Awwwwwww poochy poo!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on February 6, 2005
A future pool shark! A terrier?


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