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Kung Foo Kitty
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Kung Foo Kitty…

 

Okay I got my stance,

It’s almost like doing a dance,

If I keep staring at my opponent,

I will thereby put him in a trance…

 

I started when I was but a kitten,

Only a year ago, they made me wear mittens,

With this kung foo stuff I really am smitten,

No longer do I worry from dogs I will be bitten…

 

I need however to find a sparring companion,

I don’t care where we do it, even in a canyon,

Up to this point I have been sparring with a tree called a banyan,

I have gotten to my brown belt,

Left on my opponents I have many a big welt…

        © ed ~ 2/7/05

       
 


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 Reviews of "Kung Foo Kitty"
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on February 8, 2005
Ed, did you know dogs do kung fu, too? They leave their brown belts on my lawn all the time.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
Cute!

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
This is adorable and the kitten there is even more so.
Keep yer kitty away from mine. mine are all sissies. No competition here.
Thanks really cute poem
Love Tracey xoox

Reviewed by Jennifer Ragan (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
What a cute poem and photo!
I have a big, fat cat named Shadow who is often mistaken for a skunk. I'm sure Kung Foo Kitty could kick his butt. He's a lover not a fighter..LOL!

Thanks for sharing,
Jennifer

Reviewed on February 7, 2005
Ed,

Kung Fu Kitty Say: You are Master Poet

Too adorable--haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
Excellent - and I could sure use this little fella as an instructor. Besides the animal baseball team I run, I'm starting a Karate and Kung Fu Animal Martial Arts Institute. When my first class graduates, I'll send them over to see you!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
Believe it or not we had a Kung Foo Kat in our neighborhood. She off plenty of unsuspecting dogs. Nice mama cat though.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
Flys like a butterfly stings like a...Love this one Ed..

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
i like this

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
Awwwwwwwwwww priceless!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
AWWWWWWWWWWWW....Ed....you won my attention...full span with this!
That is my Tippy Ka Nu when he was a kitten. In fact, I even have a
shot of him (now nine years mature) doing the same thing. I may post it on one of my poems soon.
This one goes in my library, Ed.

Reviewed on February 7, 2005
oh, this is precious; too adorable! just purrrfect! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

*purring*

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 7, 2005
she looks too adorable to be dangerous but that martial arts stuff is deceptive


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