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When I tell you to shut up, just shut up
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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When I tell you to shut up, just shut up… Hey, did I not tell you in the nicest way to be quiet? You were running around this house creating a riot, I am the alpha dog in this house and will be forever, Don’t even think of yourself becoming as such; don’t even try it… Okay now that I got your attention, You better in the future, remember, If you plan on staying as part of this family, yes a member, I am the chief, the king, the big boss, I will whenever I please just bite you where you floss… For those of you worried I am hurting this pup, He is used to it, he is the litter runt, I am the best of the litter, yup, All he can do right now is just put up with me and grunt… © ed ~ 2/15/05

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Reviews of "When I tell you to shut up, just shut up"

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)

Reviewed on February 19, 2005

They would say it if they could. You know that's how they feel.

Bob H

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

LOL cute write.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

There always seems to be a pecking order, even in a litter of pups. This is so cute, Ed and the picture is great.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

Love that pic!!! Looks just like my Tasha when she was a puppy :) She never shut up either LOL

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

enjoyed the poem and the pic

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

Ed,

Shuttin up. NOW. :)

Will say: Cute pic and write

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

You should be much nicer to Rufuz, you mean old doggie. Just cause you're bigger than him, doesn't make him a runt.

Signed,
Turbo and Chica Blanca

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

LOL, love the pic. Like it..

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

Cute pic but I have the runt of the litter too and he doesn't shut up. But they are adorable puppies and my neighbor has one like the picture all grown up. Just a big kid he is.

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

Hey! I'm the head pup, you know how it goes
I just had the urge.....to taste his nose
It's wet and softer than a bone
Just too good....to leave.....alone

I'll gnaw and chew for as long as I can
Till dinner is served....yeah....thats the plan!
I am the boss.....I do what I please........
Grrrrrrrrr....I quit......because he sneezed!

Muuhaahaaa

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

Okay...say no more!!

aw-aw-aw-awoooooo!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J (Reader)

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

Beautiful pic and the poem is nice. We all need a laugh. thanks for reading me and leaving your kind comment on my poem.

Love from India - Joel -

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 15, 2005

this is too adorable, ed; the picture is too precious! thank you for sharing this delightful write; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

i am keeping this one! :)

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