Saguaros Viagras Erectus (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Saguaros Viagras Erectus
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Saguaros Viagras Erectus… Standing so straight and tall, His male member needing only one pill, that’s all, Stands he does out in the heat of the desert, Better there than in the conditioned air of a mall… I know little of Latin, As well I know nothing of satin, I know for sure this cactus could not survive Manhattan, When he takes his pill, it certainly does grow and become fattened… Erect in the heat, All day and night under the sheets, I know some people who would balk, Others the next day they would talk, Fortunately for this fella he does not live near any streets… For if he did live in a city, Oh my but it would be a pity, He might die of overexertion, From all the places it would be found, So many there for its insertion… © ed ~ 2/22/05

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)

Reviewed on February 24, 2005

LMAO!

Great poem and pic.......Ed, you crack me up. :)

ty, Dani

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 23, 2005

Ed,

Laffin too hard--I'll try to elave a review--won't be easy, looking at THAT

mmmmmmmmmm. That got a rise out of me LOL

Hysterical!!!!!!!!!! You must be bored, looking for pics like that

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra. :)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

(((Eddie)))

Oh, my LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD..you ought to see Karla's eyss about now...they're like HUGE!! LOL Eddie, you are SOOOO bad! LOL what a funny write; thanks for sharing! well done!

and thanks for your sweet review on my story; much appreciated, bub!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

My God, man, get that guy out of that sun before he shrivels up. And the warning on the pill bottle says, 'if an erection lasts 4 hours or more - seek immediate medical attention.'

PS Lend him your sombrero!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on February 22, 2005

Here he would just be frozen if he stood outside to long.........

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

The lone ranger in action.....lol!!

Very Uplifting and very "forward" Old Chappy That!!

A poem with a good "prick"......lol!!

Oh yeah...Goodmorning from a rainy South Africa!!

Almost & bells here!!

Love Tinka