Lets, of catnip, have another hit…

Damn I am so comfy,

I need another hit,

Can’t get up to get it,

Hope I don’t have to take a sh**…

I like this chair,

I love this seat,

Hey honey can you get me a beer,

Hey I am happy, don’t give me that leer,

Why is when I am happy you have no cheer…?

It is snowin’ outside,

The weatherman did not this time lie,

I am staying inside here in my kiddie chair,

Better than to be in a cave with a bear…

What do I know when I got half a load,

I love to just sit here and be happy, not out on the road,

My old lady can go to the store for some more catnip,

Hey don’t forget the chips and cheese dip…

        © ed ~ 2/24/05