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Kids need Friends
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Kids need Friends…


 


A dog is loyal,


They can teach kids to others foil,


But a kid needs a real friend,


Otherwise he will be licking his own balls,


And that is not something we want him to do at the malls…


 


A cat can be independent,


Teaching a kid how to survive,


This will keep a kid able to stay alive,


But coughing up furballs,


Is not something we want them for to strive…


 


A bunny rabbit can teach a kid a lot,


The least of which is what not to do when hot,


Prolific they tend to be, the bunnies, the kids not,


If that were the case, as parents we should,


In our kids pants maybe we could tie a knot…?


 


Hamsters are also good pets,


At the very least it teaches responsibility,


Feeding them and cleaning their cages,


Learning to deal with death and loss and regrets…


 


But a kid really needs a friend,


Someone he can on depend,


One that can stay with him till the very end,


One that can teach him not to be licking at his own rear end,


Or sniffing at same on others, as this action does tend to offend…


          © ed ~ 2/27/05


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 Reviews of "Kids need Friends"
Reviewed on February 28, 2005
funny graphics; you are a crazy! but i still love ya! you make my world brighter; thanks!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
Yes, Ed, we are a higher for of animal, but not much. Congrats on the job. My twin just returned to the workforce, too. He has been looking since last August.

Ron

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
Yes it is funny and the dog or cat will still be loyal and not care what the kid looks like. I would think that Tinka is right as to turn my head like a robin does would definetly break my neck.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
LOL Ed. This is so funny and the graphic a scream. It is true, animals need to be around animals and kids around kids if they are all to grow as they should.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
Very acrobatic kid....he must take care or he might break his neck...or bite his own :head" off!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
Interesting thoughts, but your right a child does need to have friends :-)

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
i always thought that looked like fun but like many other things in life, i just didn't have the balls for it.

Reviewed on February 27, 2005
I've never heard of anyone (adult or kids) who can lick his own balls. If you can reach down that far, then you must be a cat.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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