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Brushing Rufuz
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Brushing Rufuz…


 


His winter coat does shed in spring,


He has more hair than a rock star I think,


He does fill more than one plastic bag,


And still he does shed, making a great rug, yes, a shag…


 


My vacuum does work overtime this time of year,


Twice a day and then some, there is more I fear,


His fur does make him look quite cute in winter,


With all that hair he finds it hard to be a sprinter…


 


Sure he does stay warm when frolicking in the snow,


The gods of dog did him a fur coat bestow,


Maybe better I should own an old black crow,


Or just buy a lawnmower and my rugs do mow…


        © ed ~ 4/3/05


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 Reviews of "Brushing Rufuz"
Reviewed on April 6, 2005
Ed,

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW what I wouldn't give to have a pet like Rufuz to brush. Where Karen and I live forbids pets--except fish and birds, and they're nasty LOL Give me a pup or kitty any day

Cute story, and adorable adORAble pic!

((((HUGS)))) and love to both of you, Karla. :)

Reviewed on April 5, 2005
that's the price of having a pet, ed; be glad you have rufuz in your life! i'd give anything to have my cajun or my ouizer back; but i can't have pets where i live, so i have to suffer! cute write! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :(

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
He remains a cute monster!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on April 3, 2005
you're a better man than me Ed. I hate hair, even my own. Don't tell rufuz though. Funny poetry Ed. G


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