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Big & Small
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Our government officials tell it like it is...


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Big & small…


 


The President is kinda small,


So are the rest no matter how they are tall,


But look at Colin; he has everything and all,


Must be true what they say about black guys with big balls…J


 


Even Mz Rice seems to know her size,


Bigger than them all I do most certainly be,


I really hate to brag or otherwise sensationalize,


What I got is certainly a great surprise…J


 


I think that most lose what they got,


When working for the government a lot,


If nothing else they do shrink,


All those guys, cept’ Colin will one day look prettier in pink…


        © ed ~ 4/11/05


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Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
This is a funny one!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
Politicians of every stripe are well endowed. How else could they screw an entire Nation?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
I think that most lose what they got,
When working for the government a lot,

You always have to go out of your way to insult me, don't you, Bro? Well, I'm only holding up one finger right now!


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
i can only smile at you!!

Ypou are soooo bloody funny at times!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
funny!

Reviewed on April 11, 2005
*grinning*

too cute; would love to see president bush in pink! that's funny to imagine! LOL

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
Lol nice one Ed...Love to see Colin in Pink.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
The bottom right picture tells it all........."And the fish was this big but it got away"........yet another tale that we have come to expect.

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
lol That's rich!

Reviewed by Henry Stevens
Reviewed on April 11, 2005
Very humourous Ed. Great collage of photos. Did you assemble them or find it complete somewhere? Anyway, good work. Henry


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