I am woman, hear me snore (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed by Lee comrie (Reader)

Reviewed on March 23, 2013

Sounds like my sister

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on April 17, 2005

How could I laugh at lovely Renee's expense? How could I act in so disrespecful a manner? Shouldn't we women stick together? What was all that marching for women's equality for, if not to stand up at a time like this and refuse to make the dear woman the BUTT of joking? (There's that word "butt" again... ) How, you ask?

EASY!!! When it's this funny, this clever, I'd be a damned hypocrit if I kept a straight face.

Since you took on Helen Reddy, I'll take a shot at Carly Simon: Nobody does it better, you silly Ed! katy xox

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

I'll be happy to write your obit Ed...because I think you probably are extremely dead if she gets a gander at this one!!! Funny though!!! Hugs to Rufuz...Michelle

Reviewed by john zimmerman

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

he's in the dog house now
he's in the dog house now

dont konw the rest of the song

good write

john+

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

You been listening to me snore? My dog will wake me up when I snore too loud. Very good.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

Ziz iz good...ziz iz one ZZZZnoring gem!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Nickolaus Pacione

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

You better run for cover for this one, hilarious one. My ex girlfriend basically complained about me snoring all the time. I am trying to keep a straight face here when doing this review but seriously this is damn hilarious.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

You like to be spanked don't you? :-)

My ex snored so loudly that while camping he frightened neighbours near by; they thought he was a bear. Being that he is over 6ft 3 I can see how his snoring could create this image.

Do you think you lady and my ex should have a snoring contest? To this day I sleep with my ears closed. Ah silence isn't it beautiful?

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

oh.............
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

sorry..........
this is adorable!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

you were listening to me snore, weren't you???? LOL i am a snorer, unfortunately! LOL too funny; i am keeping this one! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn the snorer. :D LOL

Reviewed by Paul Williams

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL! excellent Ed, I wouldn't let your lovely lady see it though...don't ear muffs work?

Thank's for the laugh

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

Ed,

You're a hoot!!!!!!! And so is this write--you better delete it or you'll be in Rufuz' doghouse for the next century! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

LOL Ditto to what Eileen says there. ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

You'd better delete this one quick;-)You are a fun man
Mr Matlack!;-)Her in Rufuz' bed and him in yours, hahaha;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

as a woman who snores, i can relate. my sister says people in the next motel room have changed rooms because of my snoring, but i can't prove it true

Reviewed by J. R. Corbin

Reviewed on April 13, 2005

whoa....you are cruisin' for a bruisin'... :)