Driving on the wrong side of the road…J

See what can occur,

When driving in England without a chauffeur,

If a driving manual from the states they did to refer,

These kinds of accidents would not all the time recur…J

So cute the little towns of Great Britain,

Of this country I have become quite smitten,

Don’t tell me the above driver did try to avoid a kitten,

It was just that he drove on the wrong side of the road,

By the “wrong way bug” he must have been bitten…L

No longer is his Bimmer worth too much,

With his insurance company he is now in dutch,

He said he got his shoelace stuck on the clutch,

Now he must walk with a limp or resort to a crutch…J

The moral herein states,

To keep down your insurance rates,

One must learn to drive only on the straights,

For corners on the wrong side of the road,

Can bring on the most hazardous of fates…J

          © ed ~ 4/30/05