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A Loose Recluse
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Humor? Maybe, maybe not...?


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A Loose Recluse…


 


Weekends out I go only to walk the dog,


I write and write and sometimes eat and sleep,


My poetry may be to others of a nature so cheap,


But to me it is fun and no mileage do I put on my Jeep…


 


I have this great picture window to my world,


Hide behind the monitor I do, no one able to see me or smell my stench,


I guess to a degree I should reside in a trench,


Why should I, my being home, to the world herald…


 


Both cars parked out front,


The dog on the outside leash,


They know where to find me,


If they wish to tread past the dogs teeth,


They can get their head bitten off at my door,


By this loose recluse that does behind it reside,


Screaming, leave me alone, my no trespassing sign you should abide…


          © ed ~ 5/1/05


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 Reviews of "A Loose Recluse"
Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on May 1, 2005
Hey Ed, I've missed your poetry friend. I've been out of action a bit and I've got a lot of catch up to do. You may be a recluse but you write great poetry. Looking forward to more.
Chanti

PS: I bet you smell just fine. lol

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 1, 2005
Solo is the new way to go, haven't you heard!
Hey Rufuz did you get a pen yet?;-) woof woof!
Keep writing even my cat reads you;-)lol

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 1, 2005
Oh now you screaming too??

Glad I am not the only one..lol!!

Take care of Daddy Ed Rufuz!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 1, 2005
Not footloose? 'Sometimes recluse need a goose.' Confusion say. ;-)


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