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Confession is good for the roll
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Confession is good for the roll…


 


He was a roll,


Just some bread that was once kneaded,


Rolled up and made into a roll,


Nothing he had to confess,


Except how he smoked the occasional bowl…


 


He was used for sandwiches,


Each time having to be re-rolled,


When he found his mate,


Over he could have been bowled,


When she smiled it was heaven he did behold…


 


Time did pass as he developed the mold,


It was green and covered his bottom,


His mate in response did make him feel like gold,


It wasn’t long before his mate, as well getting old, did contract the mold…


 


Both were about to be put in the trash,


Instead they were fed to two mating birds,


They were still together causing the birds to get a rash,


On their way out the back end, they both again became one,


After falling into a bird feeder and making a big splash…


       © ed ~ 5/3/05


[I remain as ever, the clown with the upside down frown...]


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 Reviews of "Confession is good for the roll "
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
A write of cosmic proportions. Hehehe. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
I must confess that I've rolled many a good one.

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!
Leave it to good ol Ed to write one like this.
Were YOU in the terlit, too, this week?

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
you romantic you...i've had a few romances like this, where you both end up shitty before it is over

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 3, 2005
Take a good look at the picture...it has many bar codes on it...A heavy "drinker" i say.....lol!!

Love Tinka


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