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Mingling with the Hoi-poloi (upper class snobs)
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Congratulations Katy Walsvik on your upcoming book release...


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Mingling with the hoi-poloi (upper class snobs)…J

 

Now that Katy has her book upcoming,

So many more will know how she can be funning,

Maybe prior to her debut she might think of some running,

Oh what the hell just put on your best bathing suit,

You will always look great, yes quite very stunning…J

 

With drinkie in hand,

A Leif Erickson in a martini glass,

Its sort of like a Harvey Wallbanger,

But with more liquor and more class…J

 

Don’t worry though as Katy can hold her own,

Liquor she was weaned on and since has made her own,

Bathtub bjórr she calls it, sweet to the palet,

But only good for Vikings and their ladies…J

 

As well, Katy does cook,

As a Viking lady she knows men do not in the kitchen, look,

enda er ţađ ekki karla ađ annast um matreiđu (IT IS NOT FOR MEN TO GET MIXED UP IN THE PREPARATION OF FOOD),

Hope someone does understand this text, as all I can see is it becoming quite unglued…J

 

I tried to write this so that Katy would understand,

But more than anything I am pleased her new book will be on the stands,

She deserves the best; she is a Viking mom no less, but here again I do digress,

Suffice it to say, Mz Katy Walsvik deserves whatever she gets…J

        © ed ~ 5/4/05

 
 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2005
You do me proud, Eddie M... Interestingly, my current calendar has the very ladies, such as your pic up there... small world? Nah... just proof that 'great minds DO think alike'... hehe.

Thank you for honoring me in your own inimitible way... and for your unfailing encouragement, which some may slap you for. (grin) katy xox

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 5, 2005
Well Done Ed
enjoyed

William .....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
Nice tribute Ed!!

Your pic made me spit my bloody coffee!!

Quite a HI class one THAT!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
Great tribute to Katy Ed...you do good....well most of the time anyway

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
Well done Ed, great tribute! Katy will love it!
Congrats Katy, you do deserve it!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
This is a gem... Katy does deserve the best.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
nicely done


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