Village Idiot School…

I have opened a school,

Of course it does have a pool,

No water though, do you think me a fool?

With idiots attending none will know how to swim,

And that ain’t so very cool…

They did send me Mr. Bush,

Too many times we had to tell him to shush,

Now he has a job with plenty of “cush,”

Sitting all day in the oval office on his big fat tush…

What classes do we teach?

Well, they are for the most part a distant reach,

We rarely go on field trips, especially not to the beach,

The idiots come to school for the teachers to their minds bleach,

Yes I must admit we do brain wash them & make them listen to Mr. Bush’ speech…

If you do know of someone that is even slightly idiotic,

As long as they do not expect the school to be in any way aquatic,

We have dealt with some that are quite neurotic,

But with the right dosage of narcotic,

We can alleviate any and all in their minds that would be considered chaotic…

                © ed ~ 5/5/05