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Stuck
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Surprisingly the mouse in the picture, when he was released, was unharmed and went looking for more mischief...

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Stuck…


 


I only came in here,


To escape my fear,


Of the lightening so near,


Now though I wish I had not drunk so much beer…


 


The machine started whirring,


My head started stirring,


I awoke to find myself transferring,


Then I got so stuck,


Boy am I now f***ed…


 


They called the technician,


I hope they also called a physician,


I will be sorry forever for this little of mine expedition,


I am so very stuck in this an awkward position…


        © ed ~ 5/13/05
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 Reviews of "Stuck"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 15, 2005
clever anthropromorphism.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Jaysus, there's a "Poster Boy" for Mondays if there ever was one! I'm glad you told us he's ok... but don't give him my address, if you know what's good for you, EM! katy xox
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
chokingly funny Ed. Reminds me of one of my nightmares
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
Funny. Been there, done that, right Ed?

Bob H
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
hahahahaha...I saw that pic in a recent email...
Well done.
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
This is priceless, Ed. I am glad he got out and was ok. What a nightmare for him. First the threat of the storm then being sucked into a printer...somehow I am guessing this will not be one of his more fondly remembered days.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
poor, poor mousie; glad he got out okay!! but oh, boy, i guess that will teach him not to go snooping in places he doesn't belong! cute write though; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
Awwwwwwwwww!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
Cute!
Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
the look on his face is priceless. where do you come up with these pictures ed
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
Aw poor little mouse! boy have I felt like he looks some days LOL. Great photo and write. :-)
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
Okay and let's hope that he did not make copies of himself. Cute Ed.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 13, 2005
Glad to hear that plucky little guy made it - and that picture reminds me of how I often felt - at work.
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