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Humping
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not now kid...


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Humping…


 


Out in the open they do it so bold,


They are animals for christ sake,


Procreation is their job, the species quite old,


They do so for all to behold…


 


Not the time is it to feed,


They are taking care of another need,


Planting does the male his seed,


Left alone he will no doubt succeed…


 


Afterwards he and she both will play,


Happy are they and both relieved,


For now you little brat, just get away,


Come back and play another day…


          © ed ~ 5/31/05


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 Reviews of "Humping"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 31, 2005
Please note that the male Roo seems quite content to be multi-tasking.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2005
That's exactly why I chose not to live in the zoo... no privacy. Harrumph! katy xox

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 31, 2005
Kids even interrupt animals? LOL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 31, 2005
That is called BAD timing....kido!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 31, 2005
just like kids, they always know when to wake up too early and knock on the bedroom door too...if my memory serves me


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