New from Ronko, "The Kitty Kat Karrier" (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

New from Ronko, "The Kitty Kat Karrier"
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NEW from Ronko, “The Kitty Kat Karrier…” Its amazing, its stupendous, its downright earth shattering, It’s the new kitty kat karrier from Ronko, Buy it now with a kall to the following 666 number, Your kat may not enjoy it, but it’s easier for you, For a special price, for a short time, guaranteed not to make you feel blue… Just kall right now, Touch-tone or dial up is how, A low, low price for the first one hundred, All you will say when you call is WOW! Attaches easily, even a five year old kan do it, Karry your cat and see him enjoy it, It works especially well with kitties in heat, No more krying or meowing, isn’t that just so neat? So kall today, don’t wait, limited quantities available, It will arrive in a plain brown wrapper, Always from Ronko we are quite diskreet… © ed ~ 6/11/05

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 11, 2005

Ed,

You just better hope kitty doesn't get loose...or you're going to have a problem on your hands!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

You, my friend, are twisted. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Delightful, Ed. Thank you for sharing your sense of humor. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

*Laffin' too hard to review* LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

did RUFUZ put you up to this???....LOL

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Hee, hee, is this a one of kind Rufus invention?
Oh, yeah, is it $19.95, and don't we get something
free if we order now?

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Ha ha loved this Ed, so cute!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU

It is wrapped as a wit-wise ad, but if a reader reads heedfully
"New from Ronko, "The Kitty Kat Karrier" will deliver a prophetic
revelation.

I have enjoyed the reading and learned from
"New from Ronko, "The Kitty Kat Karrier".

Healthy Blissful Day, Poet!

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh!

Your friendish fiend,

Scott

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Expect a visit - very soon - from the Jersey Devil - a personal friend of mine - who just happens to be fond of kitty kats (he doesn't like people too much, though!)