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Fred ISN'T Dead
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Can't make up my mind, humor or darkness, I am torn...(thanks for the inspiration to the infamous Ed Kostro)


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Fred ISN’T Dead…


 


At least according to his wife,


He is still to her showing life,


Hopefully the gardener does not her belief slice,


As far as she is concerned, what is left of Fred does entice…J


 


No mushroom it is,


It’s where Fred did whiz,


His wife happy he was a magician in show biz,


Her name of course does rhyme being Liz…


 


No Fred did not die,


His wife knew he could not lie,


On his back for long without his wiener growing high,


Even buried six feet under she still cannot to him say good-bye,


I for one can quite understand her reasons why…J  


            © ed ~ 6/18/05


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 Reviews of "Fred ISN'T Dead"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 19, 2005
Hey, although I love this cartoon, that other nasty Ed Kostro on AD must have sent this to you - there are at least two here, you know!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 19, 2005
An obvious case of psychedelic mushrooms.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 19, 2005
Oh my....with alot of Soil/Soul power anything is possible....hehehehe...must be the dampness of the deep dark grave thats so furtile!!

Loveeee Thinky

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
You can't keep a good man down :-)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
sigh...

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
Lololololololololo!! Ouw, my sides hurt from laughing too hard! Lololol!!! Ed, you have a sense of humour and a half!!! I love it!!

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
you dick. love it.
tx


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