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Fishing...?
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HUMOR...?


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Fishing…?


 


I sit by the lake,


My rod in my right hand,


The fish see me coming,


All the time I do so humming…J


 


They do scurry away fearful of my rod,


A powerful weapon in the hands of this old sod,


In my other hand I hold of paper a wad,


Am I here to fish for the illusive cod?


Or is this all just an elaborate façade…?J


 


No unpleasantness meant,


Old enough am I to do so with consent,


Though others do watch and find their own torment,


I don’t much care what they think; they can all get bent…J


          © ed ~ 6/21/05


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Fishing...?"
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2005
Ahhhh....the joys of fishing!
I love this sport myself, but have never tried it in this position.
LOL

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2005
just watch where you dangle that worm

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 23, 2005
Is this a Codpiece?

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 23, 2005
I concur with this little in-your-face message.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 22, 2005
Hehehehe...a true napper of a write...happy fishing....and don't get "SUNSTROKED"!!!

Love Tinka


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