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Unglued
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Falling apart am I...is this old age? ;)


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Unglued…


 


I am coming apart at my seams,


My arms are separating from my shoulders,


My legs are tearing away from my thighs,


Should have used a stronger glue or so it seems…


 


Should the glue be named super sticker,


Rather than KY, ain’t that just a kicker?


The store guy said it would work,


As usual people in stores can be such jerks,


Anything to make a sale then behind my back they do snicker…


 


Maybe next time I should sew,


My body together although,


That would hurt, a sharp needle needed,


Then to do what I need, I could unimpeded…


            © ed ~ 7/6/05


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 Reviews of "Unglued"
Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci
Reviewed on July 7, 2005
Thanks for the smile in the morning
You have quite a sense of humor

Reviewed by Robin Labenberg
Reviewed on July 6, 2005
This is very original..you made me laugh..good write

Reviewed on July 6, 2005
Ed,

You're not falling apart. You're just getting older (lucky you!) LOL at Roger's comment--ain't it the (ouch) painful truth.

(((((HUGS))))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 6, 2005
I think Roger has the answer to all your problems...goodluck with the "glue"!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 6, 2005
To confuse KY with Superglue would be to invite disaster.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 6, 2005
Hahahahahahaha!

Reviewed on July 6, 2005
you may be getting older, eddie, but do remember this...you are still breathing! think about it!

(((HUGS))) and much love (and prayers), your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 6, 2005
A good sign seeing you full of humor this morning Ed! woof woof Ruffie! Keep ed in good spirits!;-)

etw


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