Dead is Ed's Head (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Dead is Ed's Head
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Humorous philosophy I might venture to put forthe...

Dead is Ed's Head… He died sticking his head, Up his butt to avoid the world, Found in there a whole new feeling, Now he can do little but be reeling, No longer though can he reach the ceiling… He does not have to see the terror, He does not have to experience horror, He doesn’t see anymore the pain of life, Now that he is stuck in there he wonders if made an error…? No more does he have to listen to the right, No longer does he have to hear anything from the left, All he does now experience is gurgling and stink, Though of the world he did believe of this anyway, yes he did think, No more does he have to with others fight, He can go about his business, who cares if anyone stares, The biggest problem he does experience now though is being unable to sit in chairs… © ed ~ 7/9/05

Reviewed by Robin Labenberg

Reviewed on July 18, 2005

OMG...You have outdone yourself which by reading your work says a lot..Hey, I love that picture! You are so funny.......

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau

Reviewed on July 10, 2005

some people just have to give their two cents worth, don't they? whatever, johnnie j. johnson.

Reviewed by Johnnie Johnson (Reader)

Rhyme okay, but try not to go beyond 10 0r 11 syllables per line. Other than this, the poem has no meaning for me, not even the humor, sorry.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 9, 2005

Ed,

He has cranialrectitus, eh? LOL (I think that's the term)

Anyway, entertaining write--keep your head outta there!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Well, there are many ways of "avoiding" reality; you seem to have found an original one. It is good you can keep your sense of humor amidst all the madness. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

I wonder if you, Eddie M, might actually be the quintessential poet's poet... EVERYTHING inspires you! You see a poem everywhere. The pic is hilarious but don't think for a minute that I missed the message in this, as well. "no more does he have to listen..." Well done.

"Now that he is stuck in there he wonders if made an error…?"

This is a perfect example of something you do with effective abandon: Ahem... UNDERSTATE. (grin) I really enjoyed your wanderings in this. katy xox

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

I would say that I'm LMAO, but that would mean that I'm losing my mind.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Stinky situation for sure!!

No goaty but a ball-bell-chin!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

I would imagine his greatest fear would be a build up of gases......:-)