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No way, no how
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rufuz is letting his fame go to his head...


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No way, no how…


 


No Rufuz, I will not buy you a real bed,


As I will end up sleeping in it with you in my bed,


I won’t be able to fit, as my feet over-hang already,


With my luck the little bed would be most unsteady…


 


There is no way you can talk me into it,


Don’t give me those pouty eyes,


I will not be guilt tripped,


Oh now you want to away from home run,


Well then you better go around and say your goodbyes…


 


Yeah, I bet Uncle Scott would buy it for you,


You go live with him in Kentucky,


That is if you can find it and you are lucky,


Sure I will pay for the bus trip,


Flying? Like hell, you better get a grip…! J


          © ed ~ 7/12/05


 


 


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 Reviews of "No way, no how"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 12, 2005
Thats telling him! LOL.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on July 12, 2005
you have so many troubles with rufus, the bad boy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 12, 2005
Oh Boy Rufuz...you got your Daddy all upset now...give him a lick and a promise to be a good boy with a tear in your eye and he will surrender I am sure of that....hehehehehe...don't tell him I gave you this tip!!

Love Auntie Tinky

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau
Reviewed on July 12, 2005
get real, you know you're getting him the bed.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 12, 2005
Rufuz come live with me in beautiful California and you can have all the beds you want;-) woof woof arf arf;-)...ed get a bed;-)!

Eileen

Reviewed on July 12, 2005
lol oh, RUFUZ, you DOG, you! A canine after my own heart! you RULE!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

(((SMOOCHIES))) to your daddy too! :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 12, 2005
Dear Rufuz,

Since Uncle Scott is obviously not a DW like your Dad, if he buys you the much deserved bed, I will pay for your flight to Kentucky - First Class, of course; no bus for you, you Good Dog! Now go pack your bags, the Limo will be there any minute.


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