Chauffeur Driven (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Chauffeur Driven
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Chauffeur driven… He loves to go for a ride, He never just takes it in stride, Each time he does ride with me, It is like the first time to him, The day we brought him home, The day he was adopted he did feel such pride… Now he has a new toy to ride in, To dirty the windows with his big black nose, To hang out the windows and bark at dogs, To shed and allow his hair to intermingle with dads food, To make his new toy smell less than that of a rose… Right now his toy does smell quite new, Soon though daddy will be saying phew, Damn it all Rufuz you make my new car smell like you, OH that’s right, I am sorry, it does not belong to me, It is your new toy, I am just the driver, since your license you lost, Daddy really does need to get a clue… © ed ~ 7/14/05

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on July 15, 2005

I remember as a child putting my face out the window to see why the dogs like to do it so much. I understand :-) Keep on tripping! :-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Oh what we won't allow those we care for!!
Lovely write Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)

Dogs mark their territory on everything you own, and you. Along with chauffeur, don't forget cook, homemaker, doorman, etc., etc.

Bob H

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 14, 2005

Ah, the pleasures of dog.

Ron

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Ed,

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~too cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Look at it this way, Ed: If he's chewing on the car seat, he's not chewing on you.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg

aaahhh...a dog's life...and rufuz is loving every minute of it

Reviewed by Sue Hess

i knew he would get it...he has you wrapped around his little...paw

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

now THAT is riding in style, RUFUZ! You have your daddy spoiled! Maybe you need to have your daddy get a HUMMER! LOL Then you'd really be stylin'! Cute write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

I am saving this gem! Thanks for the grins today! *ARF*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Daddy really does need to get a clue…

You sure do, pal, and you're very lucky that you got Rufuz that new toy to ride around in just in the nick of time - he was already packing for Kentucky to go live with Uncle Scott.

Now Just Behave Yourself - and Drive (and make frequent pit stops for him, and don't forget a Tastee Freeze Ice Cream for him on those hot muggy Jersey summer days.)