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Hair of the Dog
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hair of the Dog…


 


Where is it?


Everywhere…


 


In my food,


In my bed,


In my dash,


In my head…


 


In my sofa,


In my chair,


In my rug,


The dog don’t care…


 


In the refrigerator,


In the oven,


In the sink,


Bet the witch next door has it in her coven…


 


When I clean I pick up bags of hair,


My vacuum I feel is going to clog,


Good thing I am not allergic to this hairy smog,


Maybe I should just trim him down till he is bare…?J


          © ed ~ 7/22/05


 


 


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 Reviews of "Hair of the Dog"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 24, 2005
So that's why he's looking at you like that. I hate it when it gets in my teeth... ...Oops, wrong dog!

Ron

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2005
Em... dear Eddie M... I couldn't help but look at that pic and recall all the times you said this lovely being is a virgin??? (giggle) He's certainly ready to end that state of affairs, eh?

Ahhhhh.. but the poem. Quick, feisty, punctuated grandly with your very readable wit. 'do do that voodoo that you do sooooooo well'... I enjoyed reading this a ton! katy xox

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 23, 2005
You have a great sense of humor, Ed; thank you for sharing it. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
LOLOLOL....

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Ed, the write is almost as cute as the pic...Rufuz

Allen

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Don't you dare! but I understand the temptation :-) Great write.

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Lolol! If Rufuz is as smart as his Dad, believe me you trim him, he will get back at you when you are sleeping! Lolol! You better hide all the shaving gears including the gardening shears if you are really going to go ahead with this. Lol!

God bless, Ed!

Sandie.

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Truly a hair raising write.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Call "Oprah's" clean team to fix it they are good!!

Wow Rufuz...are you "showing" off AGAIN...WooF!!??

Love Tinka


Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
my daughters house is the same way and buddy is a short haired dog, so i can imagine the hair rufuz leaves. i love animals but the dog hair does terrible things to me so no pets for me. oh well, i could never keep a husband either...they keep getting out and getting lost...guess i should have had him spayed

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
He looks so cute all fluffy, but if he would let you trim his hair some, he would probably be a whole lot cooler and more comfy...once he gets over his embarrassment of being so naked. : <(
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Oh yeah! You oughta hear whot he says about you.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
LOL - enjoyed the visual - it's shedding season

Reviewed on July 22, 2005
lol who can resist a pose like THAT?? LOL funny write!

don't you dare shave our RUFIE; he'd look funny with no hair!! LOL

aDORable write! well done, eddie!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D *WOOF*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Don't you dare, Dad - that hair keeps good old Rufuz cooler, believe it or not, in these terribly hot summer days.

But I agree with you about the vacuum - my two mutts shed more than my cats, and I seem to blow out the motor on a new vacuum cleaner every few months - but it's worth it!


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