There on his pot does he sit to think,

There on his pot does he make a big stink,

There on his pot he does never wear pink,

There on his pot on his birthday Eddie K sits & shrinks…

Naked is better than wearing pink,

Though seeing Eddie K naked will cause one to drink,

Ask his neighbor as he has pushed her over the brink,

Now she has to put her social security towards a shrink…

He writes of animals and Nature so well in ink,

Sometimes though we think you are a bit out of sync,

Bathing himself like a baby on his birthday in the kitchen sink,

In front of the window for all too see will someday get you into the klink…

          © ed ~ 8/17/05