My new car has this very serious addiction,

Without it the engine does run with much friction,

Not sure if legal it is or not, though I don’t want a conviction,

Glad am I that I don’t personally have this affliction…

It seems she needs to suck gasoline from a hose,

Her supplier wherever fuel from a tank flows,

I would hate to her expose,

But it is getting expensive to fill her up,

I don’t know what to do or say, who knows…?

After her fix she does run quite well,

But beforehand I think about wanting to her sell,

Hard it is to pass a supplier when her gauge does below full fell,

She has me worried, I know of no treatment that will make her well,

Oh and please do me the courtesy to no one tell…

                              

          © ed ~ 9/1/05