New Jersey Drivers SUCK...! (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)

Reviewed on September 12, 2005

It's all true. The man knows of what he writes. There's a lot to be said for driving a guernsey.

Bob H

Reviewed on September 6, 2005

Awww....moving that middle finger is good for the forearm muscles...lol!!

Not too fast that is it will get stiff...then you will not have the energy to type!!

For the speedlimit...that is insane!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on September 6, 2005

God one Ed..petrol is expensive isn't it these days?
Best we all walk I think.
I would love to see New Jersey one day .I liked the last line...funny.
Best wishes
from
Kay.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on September 5, 2005

Geez. What if we could get them to suck hard enough so that it would power their cars. No more high gas prices. No pollution except halitosis and farts!

Ron

Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G

Reviewed on September 5, 2005

Write On ! Slowwwwwwwww down is needed in this FAST Paced World we live in- With Everyone wanting to get somewhere FAST and not knowing if tomorr will exist... it seems to be widespread : ( I being a school bus driver, see many poor drivers- and callous ones too-- God Be With Us all, but we must do our part too-- GREAT and Important write ED- Warmly and In Peace,Sheee

Reviewed by john zimmerman

Reviewed on September 5, 2005

good write

sure that's not Kilometers per hour??/

167 kph is ***only*** 100 mph

john+

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on September 5, 2005

i laugh. thanks i needed that.

by the way, 167 mph? in TEXAS i could understand... we got someplace ta' GO. But in Joisie? hell, it's so small, seems like ya'd be puttin' on the brake before ya' got started.

you oughta' live down here near the Mexican bordar. shit, they either drive 100 mph or 5 mph and ya' never know which way they be goin'. and as for the Cowboys, don't use that middle finger turn signal...them bas***s'll shoot ya' from the shotgun in their gunrack in tha back window. then we got the Snowbirds... all the damn yankees that come down here from Joise, hell they ain't got no clue where they are nor where the be goin'.

me, i stay at home a lot. (with gas $$$ so high, it's cheaper & safer).

again, thanks for the laugh.
TX

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau

Reviewed on September 5, 2005

you'll get no argument from me on this, buddy...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on September 5, 2005

And I live in small towns why? :-) Great write.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on September 5, 2005

LOL. What Americans seem to call jerks.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on September 5, 2005

LOL...ahhh the BadFinger...I know it well..