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Fanatical, anal, and barely mechanical...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Started up on the first starter kick,
Running right now without a tick,
Loud as a brass band on the 4th of July,
Don't want to bother my neighbors,
Though with some of them I have a tendency to lie...



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Fanatical & anal, barely mechanical…


                                              J


I do not profess to be mechanical,


Though those that know me say I am fanatical,


Everything I do own, if I can afford it, must work,


Some may even call me an anal jerk…


                                              J


 


My generator did not start for two months past,


Today I changed the oil, filter and cleaned the plugs,


Now the old machine is out there purrin’ like a kitten,


Running so well, no longer does it have any bugs…


                                              J


Under a load do run it once a month,


Told by the manufacturer to do so for two hours,


Though others do say only an hour will do,


I split the difference, giving it an hour and a half, what have I got to lose…?


                                              J


New 12-volt coach batteries are awaiting installation,


No power problems this winter to add to my frustration,


Before wintertime the engine will again run, that being my expectation,


I sincerely hope and pray the engine has not yet reached it final expiration…


          © ed ~ 9/10/05             J


 


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 Reviews of "Fanatical, anal, and barely mechanical..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 11, 2005
Good thingy you want everything in working order...I agree...flatties are a pain for sure...lol!!

No matter if it's the batteries...the whatever or the purse!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 10, 2005
Your the Handy Man! :-) Thats the one good thing about men :-)


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