BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FIRE...

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire this morning
destroyed the personal library of President George W.
Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom
where both of the books were kept.  Both books have
been totally consumed by the
fire.  A presidential spokesman said the president was
devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the
second one...

Ain’t it a shame,

Poor Georgie lost his coloring book,

Now he does ask the FBI who to blame,

Round up the usual suspects by hook or crook…

Call out the firing squad,

My favorite book of Pooh is missing,

Burned all up, in the room I did my pissing,

Had to happen the day I was on vacation fishing…

Forget the country and its problems,

This is a problem extraordinaire,

Do you think Georgie is a millionaire?

He cannot keep buying books like these from that Frenchman named Pierre,

They only do make these books so few, life really sucks, it is totally unfair…

          © ed ~ 9/10/05