Needed gas,

Spent it on grass,

Or was it ass,

Remember I cannot, alas…

My bank over filled,

With money it was fulfilled,

My piggy bank needed to lose some weight,

Spending that money on gas I did with the self debate…

So spent it I did,

Yes I also bought half a lid,

Will keep warm this winter,

Fuel enough for heat,

Gas enough not to have to burn wheat,

Bought food enough for a few months with meat,

Will also have to break down the wood in my yard,

To a smaller more burnable splinter…

          © ed ~ 9/18/05