She does buy me things,

Fortunately though she never sings,

She does deserve a medal for putting up with me,

So I am glad I found one that suits her,

And fortunately the picture & medal are quite free…J

She has put up with me on my birthday,

Where I get quite grumpy and grouchy all day,

She has allowed me to be me, sometimes in the worse way,

Also she understands that Rufuz and I are close,

Though she sometimes thinks our relationship is quite gross…J

So for being a great big pain in my ass,

I send her this poem and this medal that will for life last,

I would like to pin it on myself, but I really cannot run too fast,

Though I wonder how fast she can chase me with a medal pinned to her ass…?J

          © ed ~ 9/19/05